dis pic tells alot..i dun usuali say it..bt den, i found dis pic cute..well, its so random n sudden..cos i receive lots of emails fm mi dad everydae abt stuff, rubbish..hwever, dis particular email caught mi attention n left mi smilin for quite a while..i hvnt bin smilin since whn??

1) signboard outside a prostitue's hse says: married MEN are nt allowed..COS, we serve de NEEDY, nt de GREEDY..=)

2) new AIDS awareness slogan: instead of doin de same position wif diff women and gettin aids..y dun stick to de same woman n do different positions!! =)

3) y is sex lik shavin?? WELL, cos no matter hw well u do it tdy, tmr u'll hv to do it agn..=(

4) y are condoms transparent?? so dat de sperms can at least njoy de scenary inside, even if deir entry is restricted!! =)

5) wat wil hpnd if de earth rotates 30 tyms FASTER?? men wil gt deir salary everydae..n women wil BLEED to death!! =(

6) y do 90% gals hv deir left boob bigger den de right boob?? COS, 90% of de BOYS are RIGHT HANDED..=)

7) wats de difference between a stage curtain n underwear?? of cos u gt to PULL DOWN both..BT, whn u pull down de stage curtain, de show is OVER..BT, whn u pull down de underwear, de show is STARTIN!! =)

8) wats de similarity bewteen a wife n a chewin gum?? both are sweet in de beginin, BT becums tasteless n shapeless ltr..=(

9) advantages of hvin affair wif married women?? dey gif lik HELL..dey do nt YELL..dey do nt TELL..dey do nt SWELL..dere is no weddin BELL!!

10) if onli Adam n Eve were chinese, we would still be in paradise..cos dey wud hv ate de SNAKE instead of de apple..haha..=)

...hope u had a great laugh too..it brightens up de day..some are SOOOO TRUEEEE...