today very free, nothing to do..maybe cause last day?? hv bin surfin de net, chattin wif de GO ppl, walkin ard, usin de toilet to pee n shit..haha..de students so shiok, tdy dey clean de class rm, 1030 dismiss le..bt nt de staff!! haha..dey had to go mittin till lik 1330??

below are sum pics of de gifts i made YESTERDAE (haha, rush thru)..+ wif mam's hlp for de jelly..i oso cn make, bt nt as gud..=( dough it might be nothin much, bt den, i oso duno wat to do..hopefuli dey lik de biscuit n jelly..i oso gt write a small note n a clip for dem..best part, i gt 1 general office aunti's name WRONG!! haha..n all dese 10 weeks, i tot i was RIGHT!! hahahaha..lucki she dun mind..=)

aluminium foil, niceli + neatli teared

individual crushed n den open agn
1sst pressy: foil, clip, note, yelow paper ribon, 2 biscuits..nice biscuits (to mi)

after wrappin, look sumthin lik dis

general office ppl

pe teachers

din take other teachers..lik dose whu made mi day n hlp mi out, beside de pe teachers..

empty boxes to store jelly

wed's batch of jelly..plain flavour

mam say dat thur's batch of jelly gt durian flavour..so all de boxes i pack to sch, each has 2 plain 1 durian..hehe..de rest of de durian flavoured at hm waitin for mi to eat..=)



mam make dolphin jelly for mi too..=)

dis de tray mould to make de jelly..=)

ok, at hm kitchen, dinin table..packed n ready to go sch

top view..i feel hungri nw

tks to mam for hlpin mi wif de jelly..dun nid to eat, ordy smell gud..hvnt take pics of de presents i gt..meib ltr before st john mittin den i open..

gt 1 teacher on leave..gt 1 teacher went hm (half day)..gt 1 teacher hv to go hospital..din even take photo wif dem..left deir present on deir desk n in de fridge..de 3 boxes of jelly, i wrap wif paper n tape..den write deir name..(kiasu, scared other teachers eat, den dey dun hv..hehe)..

will upload de rest of de pics whn i take dem..=) IM BORED..

hopin u wil come

wishin dat i cud reali see u

hopin to see u..was agn searchin for u..i noe i said i wun search n wait ordy..bt i jus cant..de litle spark jus wana check if u are ard, if u wil cum..alas, de truth hv bin revealed..even on mi last day to work, u nv cum..u wun cum, u came onli once..

whu am i to hope n wish to see u dere?? nobodi = nobodi, sumbodi = sumbodi..i feel sucky, i feel lik crap..i duno wat to do..as much as i dun wa to tink of it, i stil tink of it..as much as i dun wan to search for u, i stil search for u..god damn it man..

haiz..i said nt to send mi animur..even if u cum de next tym..i duno if i shud feel hapi?? blissful?? excited?? shocked?? to mi, i tink de feelin is gone..de expectation has bin dashed..de waitin was useless..

hopefuli things gt beta..if nt i duno wat to do oso..im reali tired..i reali wishED n hopED n prayED dat u wil be dere..i shal jus let it go, nv to cum back, pls dun haunt mi..

ps: everybodi is tired, nt onli u..y cant u wake up earli BT i mus wait n go back late?

THURSDAE

had to transfer money over to sumbodi cos i order sum clothes online..=) veri nice n pretty..bt too bad nt for mi..haha..hopefuli im gettin miself 1 too..=) so ask de general office ppl for directions to rivervale?? riverdale?? mall..haha..

quite near lor..n i jus noe hw to go dere YESTERDAE.. -.-!! cumin to end of IPP, den i noe gt short cut, gt shoppin centre, faster way to cum sch..haiz..nvm..

aniway, gt lots of tym, so walk ard..n i saw dis BOWL..cute lah..was decidin whether to buy blue or pink..bt i gal rite, so gt PINK lor..no choice..haha..scared i buy blue den mi didi go USE!! hahaha..

mi new pink bowl..("v")

WEDNESDAE

gud god..omg..check out wat i did on wed!! for lik 1hr 30 mins - 2 hrs!! i nv even do dis at hm!! ok, after trainings i jus wash n rinse MI own dirty clothes, den leave it to dry, before mam reali take dem to wash clean n proper..bt den, mi hse gt chair for mi to sit n wash mi clothes leh..here!! i mus squat..tirin n pain sia..tsk tsk..becum 'ah sam' leh!!

de best part..i tot all de colour sash were in de rm..so i took all out n wash..den go dry..whn i go back staff rm n tell de pe teachers dat i wash finish..dey shock n dey laugh..en, dey took out MUR colour sash fm deir tables..WALAU, dey hide at deir table for wat? haha..

so i brin down to wash agn..2 rounds..haha..den go hang agn..ask de CCPE to gt mi hp n take pics of mi..so go general office to collect back mi hp..DEN!! de ppl dere ask y i wash? y i dun gif aunty wash? y i dun put washin machine?

YES!! de sch gt WASHIN MACHINE..bt duno whr, teachers even nv say gt!! OMG cn..haha..

take 1

take 2
take 3

mam says dat dese chocolates took plane back to spore..fm US?? europe?? idk..

de box..freakin nice..i wana kip it..

smal little chocolates inside
i wonder which part of mi tummy will de chocolate stay at?? its so small, bite size, 1 mouth GONE..haha..so far, nobodi has ate it yet..too precious i guess..

well, i ordy hinted, bt no results or surprises were felt..i shud jus forgt it..aniway, 2 mur daes left..whu cares wat i do..whu cares if i go alone or wif company..

sumbodi promiseD nobodi dat if nobodi went to cell grp last sat wif sumbodi..sumbodi wil jailbreak de iphone for nobodi..as usual, it was a promise kept BROKEN..dis aint de first tym sumbodi said to nobodi abt hlpin to jailbreak de iphone..nobodi had ordy gave up wantin to jailbreak..i bet, nobodi's hp is de longest phone so far, to hv nt jailbreak after purchasin it..sigh..

am tired fm all de mittings..i nid a break..bt, i cant..i nid a rest, bt i cant..i wana play, bt i cant..sch's startin on mon..no holiday for mi..even sat n sun are bein occupied wif stjohn stuff..i cant even mit mi 2 gossip gals..adc events are ________..stjohn events are ______..nida place importance on other stuff, lik mi slp, rest, play, etc..

SUNDAE..

BEEF soup

CHICKEN satay
MUTTON herbal soup

suppose to eat meatballs at ikea..bt change plan cos mf dun wan eat..so since we eat before, we decided to gif it a miss..went AV to drink soup, herbal soup..haha..so heaty..BEEF, CHICKEN, MUTTON..missED out mi beloved fren PORKy..hahah..

yum yum..love de satay..eat until satisfied..heade to queensway shoppin centre to await de other 2..we look ard for water baby agn..hero went to check out backpack..n we walk ard to look at clothes n tatoos.. FAKE ONE LAH!! haha..

xiao long bao (PORK)

FROG leg wif chilli

kai lan

FROG leg wif spring onion

plain porridge

diner was at chinatown..din go geylang cos so far, n hero n mi n him nids to go back earli..to studi, to change bedsheet, to wash clothes..haha..we went chinatown to buy KOI n share (YEAHS)..den walk ard, den go eat..he bought xiao long bao down..n i love it..ate 5, cos he bought 20 pcs..

dere, i gt to eat PORK le..wahaha..n we ate frog leg..hero n mf din noe hw to eat at first, bt dey tried n SUCCEED..bt ONE ding dong, duno wat he scared, onl wan eat de leg, de good part..leave de body for us!! dare nt try, scared, scary cat, HUM!!

had a fun day crappin n goin out..too bad for dose whu canot join..taufu, i bet ur diner is nice too, bt confirm expensive den us bt x100!! haha..

SATURDAE

fish soup (fresh n fried mix)

mit in de mornin to hv breakfast, bt de princess (actual title) was late, so de king (self proclaim) gtta wait..haha..wat to do, im de princess wat..haha..

aniway, headed to chinatown to gt stuff, intro de king a nice biscuit..bt de king so tut-tut, nv eat before..OMGzzzzz..wanted to eat dim sum de..bt de king tinks dat we wun hv enuf tym to shop ltr at beach road..so we jus forget abt de dim sum..

went hungri till abt 11++..went army market to shop ard n check out prices for de water baby..nt veri nice dough..bought some plastic containers to use as present box for gifts..den we head to mummum..

forget to take pic of de claypot rice..dis coffeeshop is hidden at one corner..nt veri ideal, bt it sells gud claypot chicken rice n fish soup..i jus had it for diner last wed, n sat im dere agn..its yummy..we slack ard for an hr, den i went for mittin n de king left..

god, so much thigns to settle for st john..de arrow has bin shot, de bomb has bin farted..i've resign mi fate, i've noe mi postion (actuali before de mittin)..i cant escape mi fate..hahaha..CI, big deal?? heavy responsibility?? i hope wat i talkED on sat to de junior officers make SENSE!! hahahaha..

gona gif mi full force, hv to stop pon-ing mittin liao, used to be MARKED, so i hv to change n do wats impt..went to see de wat?? N live?? duno wats de name lah..prediction abt de coming of 'end of de world'....whr satan VS god....whewhewhe..

WAT A DAE

de sun came out fm de wrong side tdy..SUMBODI woke up SO EARLI jus to go work..OMG..i mean, work doesnt start SO EARLI, so de wakin up tym is lik 10 or 1030?? goodness, jus cos everybodi nids sumbodi's hlp..sumbodi ask nobodi to wake sumbodi up at 7 plus!!

gosh gosh gosh..dis is SO uncommon..

long long tym ago..sumbodi told nobdi dat sumbodi will acc nobodi to sch on certain days..days passed, weeks passed, months passed..bt sumbodi did nt acc nobodi to sch..onli on ONE account, whn nobodi had doc appt in de mornin, so means go sch ltr..all de while, sumbodi slept n woke up jus in tym to go work..

de morale of de story is: if ure nobodi, CONFIRM u wil be nobodi..cos sumbodi is sumbodi whu wil hlp everybodi XCEPT nobodi..=(

anibodi out dere, wana hlp mi publish book?? hahahahahaha..i cn write STORIES..fm all over de palce i see, hear, feel, smell, taste..=)

CHECK OUT DIS PIC!!

blur cos bus move..

abit clearer, bus stil movin..

see dis CHA BOR!! KNN..she fm ANIHC..hw i noe..cos i was sittin opp her, n she was tokin damn loudli on her hp..lik nobodi business, lik she wan de whole bus to hear wat she sayin..dis bus is 136..i board fm kovan mrt station..she came up after mi by a few bus stops..n all de way, sit lidat..even gt ppl, she oso nv MOVE!! den she alight 1 stop before mi!!

OEI!! u pay money for TWO seats meh?? stil go dirty de pole wif her SHOE!! ppl standin nida hold de pole leh..BITCH..

she was tokin abt hw busy de shop is..bt de boss say hw cum de sales nt gd, bt dey work so slow..den she told her fren is cos de boss nv hire enuf workers lor..dats y busy..blah blah blah..i din bother to hear..sum i oso dun understand wat she say..BUT wat caught mi EAR was dis!!

'wo jue de zhong guo bi qiao hao'!! means 'i tink china beta'!! FARK!! F***!! KNN!!

1st: u anihw sit on OUR PUBLIC BUS!! if u wana sit lidat, PLS HIRE de WHOLE BUS!!
2nd: if u TINK ur COUNTRY so GUD..PLS go BACK!!

im nt insultin de country..bt dis foreign ppl jus piss ppl off..u are in a foreign country..de least u shud do is shame ur country..ive met other china ppl whu are mur civilised and beta n nicer..u ppl jus brin shame to ur country..so get lost..

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....OMG.....mi dad nv fails to make mi laugh or smile..AT TYMS THOUGH..haha..such crappy photos, bt quite true cos dis de TRUTH!!!!! wonder whu forwarded to mi dad all dese emails....bet dey mus be DAMN FREE in de office..hahahahahaha..


nt to offend ani gender..bt de truth hurts..wahahaha..jus for laughs..check out de pics n wat i tot whn i first saw it..

our BRAINS..check out whr dey ARE!!

gal: black broken heart..guy: big white pure bouncy boobs..
de 10 HOT SPOTS to make sumbodi HIGH..hw u wana do it, use ur imagination..

GUYS..dis is OUR brain, so learn n master it..for den u wil UNDERSTAND us!!

whu wud hv tot of dis..so near, yet so far..ideali perfect for CHEE KO PEIs!!

see..human nature is VAIN..nt onli gals, guys too..

JOKE OF DE DAE!!

guy: shame u dun hv one lik dis!! (referin to his dick)
gal: well, mi mam said in a few yrs tym, i cn hv as mani of dose (referin to dickS) as i want becos i hv dis!! (referin to vagina)..

haha..so dun tink cos u hv, we scared ok..dis gal is teachin us dat since we hv 'de hole', we cn hv wat we wan..so u guys beta treat us propeli, if nt scram..we dun nid jus 'urs'!! wahahahaha..

will u marry mi?? haha

for beta or for worse..support each other in yrs to cum..

bet she drank lots of papaya milk shake!!

goodness..GALS, NOW u NOE dat is NO SUCH THING as 'THE PERFECT MAN'..continue waitin n u wil rot..we hv to make do of INPERFECT MAN..

gals RULE!! haha..IF ONLY..

damn funi lah..make fun of de gender..bt its so true at tyms..laugh ur head off ppl..its jus jokes to lighten up de mood..aniway, TGIF..so laugh away n welcome de weekend..CHEERS..

STRESS UP?? STRESS OUT?? STRESS DOWN?? STRESS IN??

mi head looks lik dis NOW!!

veri true..i nid lotsa hlp
im a tired pigLET

gosh, ive bin yawnin all dae long

fil lik flyin away

check out mi eyes..dey'll close ani tym startin NOW

omg...im totali shacked...

whn i gt things to do..i got SO MANY things to do..wth..

whn i gt nothin to do..i REALI gt NOTHIN to do..wth..

stupid stupid stupid..everydae since tue..ive bin wastin 2.5 hrs of mi dae in dis rm..waitin for ppl to cum to do deir test on de machines!! F***..i mean, wat are de changes of dem cumin since exams are over?? haha..n i gt to wait for 2.5 hrs for lik ONE person or THREE ppl??

GOSH..mentali drainin, n temptin mi to slp..cos de room soooo cozy, aircon, soft music..BEST, used to go dere n rest, slp, use machine durin mi lunch hrs n break tym..COS I GT DE KEY!! =)

aniway, dis whole week + next week is hell for mi..jus before sch start, i wan a proper break cn?? bt mi wishes are nt answered..haha..meib i ask for too many things ordy?? meib i din pray hard enuf?? meib i was noti?? meib i had to perserve n gt things done, so mi break wil cum next tym for a longer period?? haha..

mon had a gd rest at hm..bt was cos of mi leg..
tue went hm n HAD to do SCH work for de _______ cos tmr she nids for presentation!! ok lah, she likes to tel mi stuff last min, n wan mi to do ASAP + immediateli..always askin mi to stop wat im doin jus to do her work..haha..bt shes nice overall..
wed was busy since 8am..of cos gt blog, facebook, email..bt hw MUCH cn i do dat?? settle de games stuff..went to HQ for mittin..7pm - 1030pm?? omg..knock out whn ric hm, stil mus wake up at 515 de next dae..sians..
thur hv basketball game..den mus type in alot of admin stuff for old hag..den mus settle yesterdae mittin stuff..
fri hv netball game..
sat die die mus go HQ buy amulet n stuff..cos next week is NCO Course (i stil tot nov den start)..
sun mingfei jio to go back sims dere, buy water baby (meib), eat frog leg, drink turtle soup?? stil tinkin, cos i wana go orchard hotel..dere gt de overseas study at aust..might go, might nt go so far to study..bt gt xtra info beta rite?? =)

mon gt zone presentation mittin at HQ at 7pm
tue hopefuli cn mit de gals
wed gt c2c trial run at NYP at 7pm
thur gt c2c mittin at NYP at 7pm
fri gt charity fair mittin at HQ at 7pm (cant even learn de high e stuff..mus wait till sch start..hai)
sat gt NCO Course at 730am
sun gt zone presentation at 10am
* all dese are jus external stuff..its oso last wk of mi IPP before go back to sch..nt sure if gt alot of things to do in sch..bt i foresee its a YES..*
1) healthy lifestyle survey mus collate results..year 1 - year 3..total 25 classes..1 class abt 35-40 students..do de math urself to see hw much i hv to key!!
2) underweight girls to do survey..below 70%..lucki onli FOUR..haha..
3) Wellness Stuff to collate de attendance..
*dats all i cn tink nw to do in sch next wk..*

nt forgetin synergy adventure race (pure endurance)..gtta to mi check point stuff
nt forgetin climb run..mus hlp wif de booth..stil tinkin to participate or hlp out
nt forgetin c2c..push harder, to make it a success
nt forgetin jerangkang..almost done wif full report cum edition..waitin for boss to cum back to gt info
nt forgetin zone presentation..will i gt promoted (hope nt...cos means mur burden n stuff to do)
nt forgetin charity fair..whr we hlp others yearli..nida chase ppl for things to gt done
nt forgetin NCO Course..nt sure wat postition i gt yet

god hlp mi to hlp miself to be able to do all de work!!

dis pic tells alot..i dun usuali say it..bt den, i found dis pic cute..well, its so random n sudden..cos i receive lots of emails fm mi dad everydae abt stuff, rubbish..hwever, dis particular email caught mi attention n left mi smilin for quite a while..i hvnt bin smilin since whn??

1) signboard outside a prostitue's hse says: married MEN are nt allowed..COS, we serve de NEEDY, nt de GREEDY..=)

2) new AIDS awareness slogan: instead of doin de same position wif diff women and gettin aids..y dun stick to de same woman n do different positions!! =)

3) y is sex lik shavin?? WELL, cos no matter hw well u do it tdy, tmr u'll hv to do it agn..=(

4) y are condoms transparent?? so dat de sperms can at least njoy de scenary inside, even if deir entry is restricted!! =)

5) wat wil hpnd if de earth rotates 30 tyms FASTER?? men wil gt deir salary everydae..n women wil BLEED to death!! =(

6) y do 90% gals hv deir left boob bigger den de right boob?? COS, 90% of de BOYS are RIGHT HANDED..=)

7) wats de difference between a stage curtain n underwear?? of cos u gt to PULL DOWN both..BT, whn u pull down de stage curtain, de show is OVER..BT, whn u pull down de underwear, de show is STARTIN!! =)

8) wats de similarity bewteen a wife n a chewin gum?? both are sweet in de beginin, BT becums tasteless n shapeless ltr..=(

9) advantages of hvin affair wif married women?? dey gif lik HELL..dey do nt YELL..dey do nt TELL..dey do nt SWELL..dere is no weddin BELL!!

10) if onli Adam n Eve were chinese, we would still be in paradise..cos dey wud hv ate de SNAKE instead of de apple..haha..=)

...hope u had a great laugh too..it brightens up de day..some are SOOOO TRUEEEE...